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Melissa's Blog here... Filled with tons of random fandoms or however I feel at the moment :) Enjoy!

andrewpauldost:

what if u had an identical twin that did porn and u like went to the grocery and theyre like “omg i saw u take 3 dicks at once while wearing a turtle costume” and ur like “god dammit gary”

hobbitofthemotherfuckinshire:

Remember there was almost another twilight book but someone leaked it so Stephanie Meyer refused to finish and I’m 98% sure it was Robert Pattinson and god bless him

unbeliefs:

i just want a pretty face and nice clothes

totonut:

shrek is the god of self confidence

bellj04:

And you too can go to college for just 3101 easy payments of $19.99.

coolbloqqer:

hot people are so lucky im so pissed