bloodysigils:

do you ever cry because you’ve somehow managed to gain a truly fucking amazing person as your friend? and just think about how fucking blessed you are for their existence and how in some previous life you must have done something fucking amazing to deserve them in this life? DO YOU?

my parents: your teenage years are the best years of your life!
me: you mean it gets worse

someonehelpwillgraham:

“So Hannibal what is for dinner tonight”

[soulja boy voice] “YOUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU”

10880-malibu-point-california:

awkwardrabbit:

failstun:

tltty:

hot waiters make me nervous & forget what i want to order

they are the order

I’d like a piece of that ass

no one should ever let us outside

tardis221b:

when you wake up from a particularly disturbing dream and just stare at the ceiling for a while like what crevice of my mind did that even seep from