oywiththewaywardtardis:

highly-functioning-sociopath:

patrickstumphy:

accidentally selling your soul to satan by not reading terms and conditions 

this sounds like an episode of supernatural

i am three years behind in my math homework

i don’t even remember like 85% of 2012

seblaine:

what do people do if they’re not obsessed with anything

runwhenisayrunfightwhenisayfight:

thegayloki:

you know what should be a thing? like, marriage, except it’s for friends 

and you have this big ceremony thing where all your friends and family are there and you say that you wanna be best bros for life and shit

and on the night of the ceremony you dont have sex but you get a hotel room and eat pizza and play video games or have a marathon of your favourite tv show and then you go on a bronymoon

BRONEYMOON